That's right. If getting humilitated on the message board isn't giving you the same thrill as having your shortcomings exposed in public, then your torment is over. That end-of-year folly we we loosely call a banquet has been scheduled, so all you have to do is dust off your date and learn some table manners, and you can be actin' all civilized-like.
Saturday, December 1st has been set aside for the occaision, with the festivities kicking-off at the Eagles Club at 4pm.
Yes, that's right kiddies, 4 o-freakin'-clock in the effin' afternoon. What's that all about? Some of you are barely awake by then!
So thanks to the early start things should be all wrapped up by 9pm, at which time the Eagles should be calling johnny-law, and you'll be home in time to pass out before the kids are even in bed. WTFWJDBBQ?
Where's the Eagles Club at then? Well, it's here, of course.
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You know, the funny thing is they even call it an Aerie, like they were real eagles or something. Caw! Caw!...or whatever it is eagles say.
So, the only thing remaining is to inform you of the cost for getting to eat your dinner in the middle of the day. Well, that would be $30 per head actually, for a slap-up afternoon tea, and presumably some quantity of Gritty's. Gay mixed drinks will be coming out of your own pocket I'm afraid.
Since the prospect of you actually showing up on the night with $60 plus drinking money seems highly unlikely to me, I've taken the liberty of giving you an easy way out in the form of the PayPal button below. Go get your mum's credit card and tell her that all the other kid's mums are paying for them, and that if she doesn't pay for you, you're going to go to your room and cry until you make yourself sick. K?
So, that's about it. All that's left is to remind you that 4pm is REALLY EARLY!
Why, Dan...why??
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two words: earlybird special
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