Back, by popular demand, directions to the beach. Really, I enjoy posting this every week, I do.

No call up for the match against Wales this weekend...again. Clive, why won't you call? My schedule is wide open. I'll wash the kit afterwards.

Numbers like you read about at last night's practice. Fantastic.

Practice this Saturday, on the beach at 3:30pm. As Jean-Paul Sartre said, "three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do", so go to practice. No, really, he did say that....except in French, of course.

So, what's up with that ho Belle De Jour getting her own book deal? I've been at this blog lark for five minutes, and I'm getting no love from Simon & Schuster, no love from Penguin, no love from McGraw-Hill. Did I ever tell you my Doubleday story?

Good news...given the demographics of the players attending last Saturday's practice we have been able to secure new sponsorship from Novartis and their breakthrough Alzheimer's drug Exelon. If you, or someone you love, is suffering, don't suffer alone. We can easily arrange for a ride to practice.

Well, apparently some of you young shavers had a bit too much going on this weekend. I know that Saturday mornings can be hectic, what with all those cartoons on and all. To be fair, it was a bit blowy and you might have caught a nasty chill. That can so easily turn in to an ear infection with you babies.

Anyway, we've arranged another cozy indoor practice for you this Thursday at 9:30pm at Joker's. (Directions below) Please wrap up warm, and make sure you've got your homework done first.

Oh, by the way, you girls were aware that rugby is an outdoor sport, right?