Stop press...new fixture added....April 3rd, away vs. Boston RFC B side....this will be the sideshow to their A side Superleague game against PAC. Sort of like feeding Christians to the lions before the Gladiators come on for the main event. You decide whether you plan to be a Christian or a lion by showing up to practice.

And before anyone says anything, yes, you can be a Christian and a lion at the same time. It was a metaphor. I'm not trying to start a jihad.

Practice this Saturday (3/13) on the Beach at 9:30am. See below for directions. Given the early start the Skipper would like you to refrain from drinking on Friday night....wait...sorry, I am in comic overload here...too many jokes...all coming at once....must stop...please, help me.

OK, I was thinking about something along the lines of the world starting to spin backwards on it's axis. Do I really need to spell it out for you at this point? Well, you see, because you all drink like sailors on shore leave, every night...oh really, never mind.

Sec-dog.

It's been brought to my attention that some of you 'tards can't find the beach. Hopefully you can find the left button on your mouse, and click here.

Good turnout at the beach this Saturday, thanks to all those that showed up to enjoy the sunshine and get sand kicked in their face. Expect an a.m. practice next Saturday. Details to come later in the week.

This Thursday we are on at Joker's for indoor practice @ 9:30 pm. Directions are here. I know this is close to bedtime for a lot of you, so drink lots of coffee (but steer clear of the donuts). I think we are expecting Bates to join us also, so there will be plenty of cannon fodder....oops, no I mean plenty of numbers. Be there. It's gonna go off.