You don't have to be large to be the Alpha Male.

So let the list making begin. Alpha Males we all know and love:

James Bond (of course)
Maximus Decimus Meridius
Bambi's Dad
Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore (Apocolypse Now)
Henry Rollins
Gengis Khan
George Patten
Gordon, The Big Blue Engine
Yellowstone Wolf #195
Ernest Hemingway
Brett Favre
Batman

Who else you got? Let me know. E-mail or write it on the back of a twenty and mail it to me.

Still struggling to understand the concept of the Alpha Male?
Per dictionary.com it means: a domineering man; the dominant member in a group of males, especially animals.
Not sure if you really qualify? Take the test all the chimps are taking to figure it out.
Still not getting it? See this picture? You should be the dog with his tail in the air, while the other dog demonstrates a classic submissive position. This should resemble a typical day for you. That dog way in the background plays for Old Gold.

Gents, the Reggae Cruise is fast approaching and there are still tickets to be sold. Get out there and pimp it. See J-Wil at the Deli if you need extra tickets. We need to sell all of these to turn a profit.

"Sevens" tomorrow. Fox Street, 6:30pm. It's called that, because there's meant to be seven on each side. If you don't turn up, we won't be able to call it sevens, see? "Fours" anyone?