Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Official: Seacoast Menstruating


So it seems our compatriots down the road in Portsmouth (or Portland-lite as it's known), got a little too "knicked up" at NERFU the other week and just couldn't scrape together a team to face us this weekend. No doubt they'll be at home getting a bikini wax or knitting a nice cozy for their new trophy.

However, since you've already asked the wife for the afternoon off, we're going to have a little get together of our own at the Fairgrounds. We'll play a little rugby (format to be decided), then have a cook out and maybe even sip a beer or too. The NERFU Cup will be on display for you to take a sip out of and maybe some of that manly-ness will rub off on you. Failing that you can go rub off some manly-ness behind the stables.

Stay tuned for more details, but at the very least plan on being at the Fairgrounds by 1 on Saturday. Volunteers will be sought to bring grills, chairs etc.

Oh, and one more thing...

A few of you have been asking for a private message board where you can post your obscenity without fear of censorship, so here it is.

You'll need to set yourself up a profile to start, then you'll be free to offend each other at will, safe from young (or old) impressionable eyes. Your profile will need to be verified before you're free to get your freak on, so have a little patience. I'll try to get to them as quickly as possible. Bottom line, if I don't recognize who you are from your profile, then I won't verify. That way we get to keep the riff-raff out. Sorry Jesse.

3 comments:

WILLEY said...

Hey Jesse I was on your well developed web site and noticed that you practice behind KFC-obviously your idea!

Ah....yes Jesse I will extra crispy chicken with my meal

WILLEY said...

Anyone seen my scrum cap???

WILLEY said...

While rugby matches are not co-ed, Sara Lovitz, a three-sport athlete at Lawrence High School and four-year soccer player at Colby College, was out practicing with the Stripers on Thursday.

"It's something new to do other than just go out running every day," Lovitz said.

Lovitz, who stands about 5 foot 2, was one of two women at Thursday's practice.

"Last weekend was nice," Lovitz said. "Jesse almost knocked out my front teeth, and I got stomped on by one of the larger players with sharp cleats. But this is fun. I'm used to being one of the smallest people on the soccer field or the basketball court or whatever it may be.

This was in the Kennebec Journal last month. I can't even make this up-Jesse leave the poor girls alone!!!