Thursday, November 16, 2006

Retail Expansion

So, remember that "cool new feature" I mentioned in the last post? Well now's your chance to see what passes as "cool" to a geek like me.

Having spent most of the season bleeding money while trying to get you lot suitably attired, I figured it was time to take a load off (Sally) and let someone else share in the pleasure of doing business with you. That's why I'm relieved pleased to unveil the new online Portland Rugby Shop. It's your own little shopping mall where you can buy all kinds of shiny things that have something to do with the club or with the sport of rugby in general.

True, we're not the first club to ever come up with such a thing, but I like to think that like most other things we touch, we've done it bigger and better than anyone else. Just click on the button below and see for yourself.

Technically speaking it is still a Beta test, since I didn't really discuss what people might like to buy with anyone other than the voices in my head. As a result I just came up with some designs and slapped them on products in a mostly arbitrary way. So, if there's some combination of design and product that you don't see, just let me know and I can probably accommodate it.

I should also point out that as you exercise your credit card for a little retail-therapy, you are also giving back to the club. The slimmest of margins has been built in to each product, so that over several thousand years we may accumulate enough to buy that dream field we've always had our eyes on, but will most likely be used to post your bail instead. So tell your friends, tell your families...hell, even tell other clubs. Every little helps. While there's plenty of stuff on there to satisfy your burning, obsessive love for the Portland Rugby Club, there's also some less "Portlandy" stuff on there that might have a broader appeal. However, each and every design carries a subtle reminder of its origin, which hopefully drives even more traffic back to the site, and round it all goes again.

Other than that, come on in, take a look around, and remember if you break it, you buy it.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow.. Playah's Thong for only $10.99. Let's all donate a dollar and get Leo to wear it at the next home game !!!

Anonymous said...

So do I get royalties from the calendar since I took the picture?

Anonymous said...

ah the banquet..
Everyone has to remember these words "Put that on Willey's tab"
Please drink responsible!
On Willey!

Tom said...

I think actually Jay's parents took that picture after Hudson Valley. Still, if you've got a hi-res team shot, we can see about cutting you in for 1% of 1%.

Anonymous said...

hey jess i got your royalties right here!