From the Portland news archives comes this scratchy piece of footage of some unknown players running in a try, appropriately enough against Burlington. Circa 2001 and filmed in classic Amateurovision, you can just make out a mugging going on before the assailants take flight and disappear into the distance. I understand that no charges were ever pressed.
An underwhelming reward is available to anyone who can name the four perps, or the two other witnesses who are still alive and might actually still be found on a rugby pitch today (i.e. active player). Please use the anonymous tip line below.
Apologies to Bono for the 18 seconds of screaming that we borrowed without paying for. We...erm...sent the royalty check to some starving kids in Africa, but then Madonna adopted them and we lost track of it after that. Sorryboutcha.
9 comments:
Duct tape around the waste?
Sneaky ball stealing? Swivel hip fake? The first perp is most definitely Timmy Mac!
tim m to lovering to leo s
But who scores?
alaskian pride?
hey here is a question. Why would the womens team even want to come to the banquet if some players did not want them there?
Did Jerry marry Joe? If so can we please see some pictures from the Irish/Mexican wedding Nelly?
Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
Todd Roma ices it.
That also partially answers the question of who one of the other surving players is - a very svelte looking J-Wil.
There's one other player you get a glimpse of who's still kicking around today. Name him, and I have this Zapruder film that I'd like you to take a look at.
one eye
To the coward that remains anonymous I am playing rugby and the shit about Joe and I, is not wrorth my time or a comment! Wat to keep being possitive towards the team!
Jerry Alves
Was this during the dark period in PRFC history when Jerry A. broke his neck, had surgery and only missed like 2 games and I had to play scrumhalf?
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