Sweet lovin' from the Insurance Man

Hey, he's not just our Treasurer, he's also Vice President of the HCR Group, which means he's like...one step away from the top guy. Kind of like Dick Cheney.

Yes Sir-ee, and when he's not shooting his friends in the face or hiding in his bunker, Al Parks is brokering some sweet deals with The Man on his health insurance. That's right, 'cos sadly we're not blessed with universal healthcare in this country and we have to pay for the privilege of waiting for hours in the ER with all the other whack-jobs. Too bad.

Anyhoo, if you're one of the great uninsured and that's been one of your excuses for not playing, then it's time to cross that one off the list. Click this here link, and after the jump you'll be whisked away to insurance land where The Man can see you right. Be sure to use Agent Code Q0805, which is the industry code to get you into the VIP Room.

I peeped these rates myself and for a hundred bucks a month I've got coverage up the ying. That's right, just one-hundred-large, and that's for a wheezy old health-risk like me. Imagine what you healthy young pups could get away with.

If that process all sounds a bit too hi-tech, or if you're worried about that nasty pre-existing condition that just wont clear up, you can always call Al directly for a good dose of his Snake Oil professional courtesy. Here's his digits: 773-5111, then hit ext. 202.

You think if you hit x. 201 you'll get to the Prez himself? Yeah, from what I hear x. 203 gets you the secretary, and their ain't no 204. Vice President...meh!