Congrats are due to Matt Boyer and his wife on the arrival of Charlie Boyer, who showed up on Feb. 21st I'm told. Young Charlie tipped the scales at 6lb 11oz. and stretched the tape to 20 inches, which puts him in the 97th percentile for weight and 62nd percentile for height, for those of you keeping score. Alas, we already have too many players on our club with those kind of proportions. Can somebody have some lanky kids with wheels on please?
So Charlie, as is customary now, I'll point out some of the people with whom you share a birthday: the prolific, legless WW2 flying ace, Douglas Bader; blues crooner, Nina Simone; Norwegian king, Harald V; man-loving producer, David Geffen; C-3PO "actor", Anthony Daniels; Harry Potter baddie, Alan Rickman; Democrat disguised as a Republican, Olympia Snowe; talented drunk, Kelsey Grammar; talent-less drunk Billy Baldwin; Triple-Crown winning pony, Affirmed; Tony & Emmy winning walrus, Tyne Daly; B-movie screamer, Jennifer Love Hewitt; roly-poly Welsh slapper & Gavin Henson's girlfriend, Charlotte Church.
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