Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Clumsy Practice Metaphor

Imagine you had a jigsaw, but some of the pieces have fallen down the back of the couch....no wait, prented you're trying to make a cake but none of the ingredients have labels on them....no, you're trying to paint a picture in a dark room....

Well, if none of that works for you, pretend you're trying to make selections for this Sunday's game, but you're not sure who among the 30+ guys who have made cameo appearences at practice over the last month are available, not to mention all the "players on paper" who have yet to show their face, or the regular stream of e-mails the club receives from guys who profess to be interested in playing yet who never show up.

While your chronic fear of commitment might be irresistable to women, it's just a pain in the arse for the rest of us, so do us all a favor and e-mail Jay and let him know a) if you will be at practice on Thursday, b) if you are available for this Sunday's game and c) if you have any intenterest in any other part of the season.

You click, you type, you send. Simple and painless, and with much fewer tears and than you're used to.

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