Fred was cleary still flying on Monster when he wrote his report of the weekend, but it's entertaining reading nevertheless. All I can figure is that they made it to the final. To figure out how, read on...
"Hello All,
Big hits, Super Try's and even a Cooler of Monster drinks to keep you going at our age, right Jerry? Thankfully we had a few youngsters to round out the side and after a tight game of St Albans Hold em and a breakfast fit for someone who doesn't have to play in 45 we marched out on the field . Move your tent !! sign this !! Play the home Team 1st, mere attempts to divert our focus. Not even the 5 Canadian Fembots with an eye on our shifting canvas and our female standouts would weaken the Resolve of this Group. That's right! we were there to play 7s and after a trip to the dugout with some pre wrap and a Rolaid the whistle blew. Jerry 12 Burlington 10, you had to be there! Next it would be Mad River and If I were on the other end of it I would also be Mad,Portland many Mad river few(2-0). Oh no my nose what shall a Cowboy do? Suck it up Hannas and look like Jerry or myself till you stop playing and get it fixed, damn that coors light was warm! Dartmouth Portland on field 2 , were up again Boyz! They look pretty fit, they have subs, they beat the Nairobi guys. Wait a minute were as good once as we ever were and Deans hit all his kicks, just ask him! we played our game,we won! Portland (3-0) Ok I could really use a sub and Hannas is over at the Clones tent working on a new Nose, work on the traps and we'll fix your nose, oh yea no hat's over here, it ruins the look. Ottawa Green Guys vs. Portland in the semis but we will have to wait till the Women's final is over and look, Patty and Sarah have been stacking tries and tackles next to the Maple leaf flag all day. The Canadian Fembots went through our bags, drank Stuarts Monster and stole our Women, get away from my wife!! and then they won it all. Big props to Sarah and Patty for a great day of rugby and eventhough they are taking the trophy back to the island of girls who Rape and Pillage they could not have done it without you! Green Guys vs. Portland Toad stompers,Let's just say we did nicer things to them when I was a child and knew no better. Portland 50 Green Guys 5, where's my damn sub?? Apparently Burlington got it under control and played themselves in the semis to make it into the final with us. Deja Vous, we beat them already! 4-0 vs. 3-1 for all the marbles. No excuses we lost in the final and finished the day 4-1 just like them. Maybe we should start a 7s tourney in the summer so I can sit for a goddam minute!
Fred
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