Finally the waiting is over! No more talk...it's time to show us what you've been working on all Winter. Oh, wait...on second thoughts, you can keep that to yourself.
Anyway, get out to training this Wednesday (Feb 2nd) @ 9pm, at the Gorham Sports Center. Directons can be found in the "Links" section down there in the bottom left. Time is money, so plan to arrive at 8:30pm so you can get kitted up and be completely stretched out by the time 9 o'clock rolls around. It's not as though you've got anything else to do at that time of night anyway.
February begins tomorrow, which of course means Valentine's Day is right around the corner. The cruellest of holidays, V-Day can only accentuate your lonliness, but you needn't suffer any longer. Just get yourself a Virtual Girlfriend. For a mere $45 for two months, these girls will pretend to be your girlfriend, by sending you text messages, e-mails, photos and even gifts. Of course, they never actually want to meet you, or share in your personal misery. God bless the internet!
But hey, ladies, don't feel left out! I've decided to offer my services as a Virtual Boyfriend to help you through this difficult time. For a much more modest sum of $10 per month, I'm willing to be emotionally unavailable, call you when I'm drunk, buy you trashy underwear and hit on your friends. C'mon girls, be good to yourselves and drop me a line.
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