Gents, the Reggae Cruise is fast approaching and there are still tickets to be sold. Get out there and pimp it. See J-Wil at the Deli if you need extra tickets. We need to sell all of these to turn a profit.

"Sevens" tomorrow. Fox Street, 6:30pm. It's called that, because there's meant to be seven on each side. If you don't turn up, we won't be able to call it sevens, see? "Fours" anyone?