By now you are all probably aware of the arrival of Leo's latest arrival, Thomas Caoullette, and if you were really unlucky you received a picture of a half-naked Leo clutching the poor, defensless babe like some freakish, Anne Geddes nightmare gone wrong. The club is offering group therapy sessions for those still traumatised by this disturbing image.
The Canon's have also welcomed a new addition, who's name as it turns out is Elsie Canon. The first seven times Matt told me her name over the phone today I swear he was saying, "Elfie". While I thought that sounded pretty seasonal, I didn't think it was going to serve the kid too well for the rest of the year. As I said, it turns out it's actually Elsie, which isn't a name I've heard in a while. Not since they ended rationing, leastwise. On the good side though, James has promised not to send us any half naked pictures of himself, unless you ask him nicely. He will however send you some pictures of half-naked women from his collection.
Happy-bloody-Christmas!
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