Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Weather forces the faithful inside


Due to the inclement weather (pictured), training for tonight, Tuesday the 17th has been re-routed from the Fairgrounds to Gorham Sports Center, which is an indoor facility located in, believe it or not, Gorham.

To give you time to go home and feed the cat before heading out there, we've pushed the start time back to 7pm, so be ready to go by then. For directions, click on this link.

Friday, April 13, 2007

College Cup shelved...for now


Curse you mother nature! Oh, what cruel torment!

Just when the grass was coming into view again, along comes another 4" of freshies to squash any hopes of pulling off the Maine College Cup this weekend.

The logistical challenges of staging this tornament are hard enough on a dry day, so even those of us in deepest denial have to concede that there's just no (safe) way to make this happen.

Nevertheless, there are a couple of open slots on our calendar in early May, and efforts are underway to try and postopone the whole shebang until then, by which time we hope it will have stopped snowing. So all you stoodents better re-sort your priorities and prepare to plough your finals in favor of the Maine Cup.

I'll tell you, when I was a lad it snowed all the time, and it was up hill both ways, and we couldn't afford boots, and...and...

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Maine Collegiate Cup runeth over



While we might let a little snow derail our own playing plans, there will be no such accomodations this Saturday when we present the 6th Annual Maine Collegiate Cup (pictured here) in association with Hews Truck Bodies and Equipment.

Conceived of by the late, great Dom Tracey, this competition brings together the best and brightest in Maine collegiate rugby talent for a winner-takes-all deathmatch rousing display of youthful athletics. Men and women will be competing for what is in effect the State Championship, as well as a spot on the Maine Select Sides that will travel to compete in the New England Championship.

As if that weren't enough, Portland will also crash the party with a game of their own against what is shaping up to be a mixture of Stripers, Bull Moose and anyone else who wants a game. Just to get in the spirit of things, we're calling this one the championship on Maine and erm...Eastern New Hampshire. Woot!

The carnival begins (come hell or high water) at 8:30, which is uncharacteristically early for college students, but a lie in for us working stiffs. Club members of all shapes and sizes are required to attend and man the pumps (and snow shovels) since and undertaking of this magnitude doesn't come off without an under pinning of slave labor. For once, "the man" will be keeping you down for a good cause.

For (slightly) more information about this event, check out Dom's minimalist website, where two of our own can be seen gracing last year's All Star roster. Watch the stars of tomorrow, today!

Well....on Saturday, actually.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

That's UM Oh, Not UM Ef

Contrary to earlier reports, it turns out that this Saturday's game is against U. Maine - Orono, not U. Maine - Farmington. Not sure if that makes a big difference to many of you, but anyway there it is.

Either way, kick off is said to be 2:30pm on Dougherty Field (aka Douglas Street).

As you were.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Sobered up by Old Gold

Portland kicked off their Spring season this past weekend, with a home game against their long time friends / adversaries Old Gold. The visitors are prepping for their play-off game against Village Lions in two weeks, so this was their second game of the season, and they had been hard at work in the gym for many months prior. By contrast this was Portland's first game of the year, and coming off only some limited outdoor training time, they took the field sporting a significant number of younger, if not newer faces since the end of their Fall campaign.

Thanks to some hard work of their own in the gym though, the Portland lads did not lack too much in the fitness area themselves, but what they clearly were in need of was playing experience; as many strong individual performances were undermined by a lack of support or cohesion. Fortunately however, all that stuff is fixable with the appropriate amount of playing time and group therapy.

Most of the game was pretty evenly contested, with Portland holding their own in the scrums and securing as much lineout ball as their opponents. It was however Old Gold who crossed the line twice, once early and once late, to give them the victory on the day. Not that Portland were without their chances, as they responded to the first score by forcing a penalty under OG's posts, which Carlos Tetzlaff duly converted, to bring the scoreline to 5-3.

Portland had two other opportunities either side of the break to sneak a 6-5 lead, but when presented with similar penalty opportunities they failed to make their kicks. Again, a lack of outdoor practice time was most likely the culprit here, and with Carlos now out for the foreseable future, an open casting call for kicker will be held shortly.

Portland should take heart in their solid defense for most of the day, with tackles being made beyond the gain line, and OG's backs well contained. A few momentary lapses of concentration made the difference, but credit to OG for taking their chances when the door was left open.

Towards the end of the game, now trailing 10-3, Portland ran the ball repeatedly, but a lack of match conditioning showed and players did not reach the breakdown in sufficient numbers, so turnovers inevitably ensued. So that's how the game ended, with the ref having given his right arm a good workout awarding a hat full of penalties on both sides. Let's give ourselves the benefit of the doubt here and say that we did at least manage two steps forward for every one back. Scotty Derrig picked up MOTM honors for being so darn squirelly.

The bright spot of the day was that the B side picked up right where they left off in the Fall, with a storming performance against a young OG B side. Fielding a large, and in some parts youthful pack, Portland took the game on up front with strong performances from Byron Brinkley and Bubba Nadeau to name just a few. Not to be out done the backs proved to be a handful themselves, with Josh Doughty continuing the hard running he displayed in the A game, and Len Rand putting in a MOTM performance on the wing.

All in all, not a dream start for Portland, but one which provided cause for optimism, given the lack of outdoor playing time we've had this year. Onwards and upwards.

UMF comes to Portland this weekend for a kick-around. More details to follow...

Monday, March 26, 2007

Old Mould coming to town


Thanks to Old Gold's shite planning, and even shiter communication an unfortunate mix up, it's been determined that the best venue to hold this weekend's game is actually going to be here in Portland. Well, at the Fairgrounds (pictured above) to be precise. So, adjust your weekend plans accordingly, knowing that you'll get a lie in on Saturday.

In order to prepare yourself for the home opener you can start off with Ballys tomorrow night for the last of those joyous fitness sessions. An hour's work, starting at 8 o'clock, to complete your transformation into a man of steel.

Next up is Thursday, where Fitzy has been set aside between 7 and 8. That's just an hour of field time so we'll be starting thing's off at 6:30 for a quick session on the track. Bring your running shoes.

The last thing you can do is complete your CIPP registration. Petulent whining from Old Gold notwithstanding, it is actually required to have some players registered in order to look respectible. At the time of writing we have just 8 of you registered, and one of those is stationed in Iraq. That's pretty pitiful. All you have to do is go to USA Rugby and then follow the links under "Join USA Rugby" or "Renewing Membership" depending on your situation. It'll set you back a mere $35 and last you all year. Please, get it done.

So to recap, that's Ballys @ 8 on Tuesday, Fitzy @ 6:30 on Thursday, Fairgrounds on Saturday and you on the USA Rugby website right now. Hooah?