Numbers like you read about at last night's practice. Fantastic.

Practice this Saturday, on the beach at 3:30pm. As Jean-Paul Sartre said, "three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do", so go to practice. No, really, he did say that....except in French, of course.

So, what's up with that ho Belle De Jour getting her own book deal? I've been at this blog lark for five minutes, and I'm getting no love from Simon & Schuster, no love from Penguin, no love from McGraw-Hill. Did I ever tell you my Doubleday story?

Good news...given the demographics of the players attending last Saturday's practice we have been able to secure new sponsorship from Novartis and their breakthrough Alzheimer's drug Exelon. If you, or someone you love, is suffering, don't suffer alone. We can easily arrange for a ride to practice.

Well, apparently some of you young shavers had a bit too much going on this weekend. I know that Saturday mornings can be hectic, what with all those cartoons on and all. To be fair, it was a bit blowy and you might have caught a nasty chill. That can so easily turn in to an ear infection with you babies.

Anyway, we've arranged another cozy indoor practice for you this Thursday at 9:30pm at Joker's. (Directions below) Please wrap up warm, and make sure you've got your homework done first.

Oh, by the way, you girls were aware that rugby is an outdoor sport, right?

Stop press...new fixture added....April 3rd, away vs. Boston RFC B side....this will be the sideshow to their A side Superleague game against PAC. Sort of like feeding Christians to the lions before the Gladiators come on for the main event. You decide whether you plan to be a Christian or a lion by showing up to practice.

And before anyone says anything, yes, you can be a Christian and a lion at the same time. It was a metaphor. I'm not trying to start a jihad.

Practice this Saturday (3/13) on the Beach at 9:30am. See below for directions. Given the early start the Skipper would like you to refrain from drinking on Friday night....wait...sorry, I am in comic overload here...too many jokes...all coming at once....must stop...please, help me.

OK, I was thinking about something along the lines of the world starting to spin backwards on it's axis. Do I really need to spell it out for you at this point? Well, you see, because you all drink like sailors on shore leave, every night...oh really, never mind.

Sec-dog.

It's been brought to my attention that some of you 'tards can't find the beach. Hopefully you can find the left button on your mouse, and click here.

Good turnout at the beach this Saturday, thanks to all those that showed up to enjoy the sunshine and get sand kicked in their face. Expect an a.m. practice next Saturday. Details to come later in the week.

This Thursday we are on at Joker's for indoor practice @ 9:30 pm. Directions are here. I know this is close to bedtime for a lot of you, so drink lots of coffee (but steer clear of the donuts). I think we are expecting Bates to join us also, so there will be plenty of cannon fodder....oops, no I mean plenty of numbers. Be there. It's gonna go off.